Roadside Inn & Suites announced 360-degree TV viewing rooms across its properties, an initiative inspired by VP Normandy Hendricks’ visit to the Sphere in Las Vegas. “Why not?? Who doesn’t love TV this much?” Hendricks explained. The luxury market play will cost properties “a few thousand” per room, with rollout plans “still being worked out.”
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Boutique hotel operator Grandeur Stays filed for bankruptcy today, citing “unreasonable guest expectations” like functional ice machines and hot water. The company spent 73% of its budget on an unusable app while allocating just 4% to housekeeping, discovering too late that guests irrationally prefer working toilets in $400-per-night rooms.
Like 3D movies and Crystal Pepsi, hotel check-in kiosks are back—again. Industry leaders promise “frictionless engagement” as guests enjoy squinting at smudged touchscreens while front desk agents stand nearby, pretending the technology works. Nothing says hospitality like a loading icon in ultra-high resolution.
In a bold reimagining of the guest experience, forward-thinking hoteliers have identified their most undermonetized asset: the very air their guests breathe. Industry insiders report that Indoor Air Quality (iAQ) has emerged as hospitality’s most exciting revenue opportunity. The strategy is simple: subtly decrease iAQ standards in base-tier rooms to create contrast with “Pure Air Suites.”
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In an exclusive preview, HFN accessed a major hotel chain’s new advertising platform that uses AI to predict guest preferences down to favorite scents and pet peeves. The unnamed company plans to monetize every digital touchpoint, from card swipes to kiosk check-ins, because apparently no pixel should go un-monetized.
India’s hospitality sector has discovered a lucrative revenue stream through fake Indian wedding events. Hotels report 40% higher profits from ticketed matrimonial experiences where guests pay ₹1,500-5,000 to attend elaborate sangeet parties without actual marriages. Major chains are creating dedicated “Celebration Without Commitment” divisions, monetizing the fear of commitment itself.
HospitalityFN has secured exclusive streaming rights to the 2025 Housekeeping Olympics, where geo-political tensions threaten to disrupt US teams including The Dust Bunnies Union and “Bleach, Please.” International powerhouses Tokyo Tidy Squad and French Pressers promise fierce competition in this year’s most anticipated hospitality sporting event.
Planet Fitness announced their entry into hospitality with accommodations that literally work guests to the bone. Standard rooms feature resistance machines instead of beds, while rates decrease with documented calorie burn. Early beta testing saw one guest achieve negative room charges after vigorous treadmill sessions.
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Major ISPs are courting hotels with plans to purchase unused network bandwidth, creating a new revenue stream that—miraculously—doesn’t directly charge guests. Hotel operators are calling it “the most innovative profit center since resort fees,” though some worry it signals the end of truly unlimited data for hospitality guests.
Consulting firm Brantley & Wintle’s new hospitality white paper advocates “curated inconvenience” through check-in scavenger hunts, riddle-locked rooms, and fax-only support. They recommend rebranding housekeeping, installing deliberately broken AI, replacing loyalty points with “digital vibes,” and designing hotels around existential uncertainty. Industry veterans call it the “dumbest collection of advice” ever conceived.
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