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Use the form below to send us your questions, tips, praise, party invites, or strongly worded complaints written entirely in caps lock. We read (almost) nothing—unless you are a friend of a prince that needs Amazon gift cards.
Just a friendly reminder: Hospitality FN is a satirical publication. That means we make jokes. Satire is protected by the First Amendment, several court rulings, and the universal law of “lighten up.” Please do not sue us. It makes our lawyer cry.
Award programs
Happy to accept any awards you’d like to award us.
Events
Not yet. We’re still emotionally recovering from the last time someone handed us a microphone and a drink at the same time.
But in the meantime, we are enthusiastically available to attend your events—especially the ones with open bars, passed hors d’oeuvres, and at least one form of questionable entertainment. If you’re picking up the tab, we’re picking out our outfits.
Press & Media
So you’re press & media…and you want to contact this press & media… about our press & media content? That’s some kind of press Inception? Quick- grab a top and see if it’s still spinning!